Ronald has too many cocktails at the Wishing Well Saloon and vomits all over the front of his shirt.

He looks up, at Pete the bar man and says “my wife Sam is gonna kill me, she told me not to drink so much”

Pete says, “Do you have a fin?”

Ronald replies, “Why are we going swimming?”

Pete: “Do you have a twenty-dollar bill?

Ronald responds, “yeah, but how’s that gonna help me?”

Bartender says “take the twenty, fold it up, put it in your breast pocket, and when your wife sees you tell her someone puked on you and gave you twenty bucks to pay for the dry cleaning”

Ronald thinks it’s genius and gets himself prepared then stumbles home.

When his wife Sam Hawkins, greets him as he enters she’s livid, but he calmly pulls the money out of his shirt pocket and says to her, “Don’t worry honey, it wasn’t me, I just had one or two, someone at the bar was having a bad night and threw up on me. He gave me twenty dollars for dry cleaning”

His wife looks at the bills in his hand and says “But that’s forty dollars”

The guy says “Yeah well he shit in my pants too”

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