1. How does a blonde brain cell die?
Alone.
2. What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don’t let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
3. Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
4. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!
5. Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?