Freddie Prinze was a stand-up comedian and actor known for his work in the 1970s. Here are five jokes associated with Freddie Prinze:

1. “I’ve been a comedian since I was 4. You ever notice how some people talk louder when they’re trying to sound smart? Have you ever noticed that? Listen to me if you will: 2.567 times 2.567 equals 6.274. Isn’t that fascinating?”

2. “I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So, she sold it.”

3. “I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, ‘Wait till it gets warmer.'”

4. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

5. “I’m Puerto Rican, and I’ve been here a long time. Believe me when I tell you, I came over in the Santa Maria. No, I’m serious, I walked across the border.”